【禁闻】“龙颜大悦”新曲 恶搞“五道�”

【禁闻】"龙颜大悦"新曲 恶搞"五道槓"

【新唐人2011年5月10日讯】随着中国大陆武汉一位13岁的少年黄艺博一夜爆红，他手
臂上挂着的「五道槓」——少先队总队长的标志牌就成了热议的话题。草根网路娱乐节目
组《龙颜大悦》推出了《我是五道槓》的视频，辛辣评论了中国权本位主义对青少年的
毒害。

"我是五道槓，人称五条纯一郎，五是五毛的五啊，槓是槓牌的槓。我是五道槓，少先
队里我做王，这是为什么呢？哥有霸气外露相。

《我是五道槓》这3分多钟的视频，视频主角是少先队武汉市总队部副总队长——黄艺
博。黄艺博的故事，最近在媒体网络发酵，不仅引发了公众对儿童教育的关注，更引来
各路媒体对中共党文化的冷嘲热讽与批判。

视频里说，黄艺博击毙了世界头号恐怖份子本‧拉登，还受到美国总统奥巴马亲自接见
和热情握手。而后，则是辛辣讽刺了黄艺博从２岁开始看新闻联播，7岁开始坚持每天
读人民日报，官味十足的站姿与微笑，还有几乎每张照片上都少不了的「五道槓」标
志。

大陆博客作家韩寒在博文《黄艺博是个好干部》写道：黄艺博同学是天真的，他相信「
新闻联播」和《人民日报》里说的一切东西，但问题是领导们自己都不相信。韩寒预
料，黄艺博在未来的官场上会受到排挤，因为在一堆普遍都不相信只想藉著名头捞些利
益的人群里，他太突兀了。韩寒这篇在新浪博客的文章，以及转载在其他网页上的文章
已经被删除。

「臂章上的那个槓槓哟 红个艳艳个艳 如果民办教师这事问我感受 一颗星他羞不羞」

《法国国际广播电台》署名凯文的文章说，「五道槓」本来是一个子虚乌有的标志，只
是武汉市少工委心血来潮的地方性独创而已。而「五道槓」所体现的是红卫兵式的虚
妄，是党文化中深入骨髓的官僚等级特征

近日，全国少工委少先队发表了声明，表示他们从来没有五条槓。看到这个消息，韩寒
说自己为这位小朋友感到伤心，做了这么多，甚至站姿都和中央这么像，但却只是成为
了武汉市的一个实验品。

凯文认为，对于黄艺博这样的小小少年来说，革命党文化的乾坤袋太危险，或许机器猫
的百宝箱才是符合童真天性的好去处。

尽管媒体舆论对「五道槓少年」现象進行了批评，但黄艺博所戴的"五道槓"却受到小学
生的热烈追捧。据大陆媒体报导，「五道槓」这个标志牌在市场卖得很火，售价10元左
右，多家店成交量都有几百个。

"既然敢包装，就请别怕出洋相，小小年纪不大啊，充啥大尾巴狼，童年去何方，童真
童心换官腔。这是为什么呢？金钱本位主思想。"

新唐人记者王子琦、郭敬综合报导。

The "Five Stripes" Irony

Thirteen year old Huang Yibo from Wuhan Citybecame famous overnight.
The "Five Stripes" rankon his arm have made him a hot topic online."Five
Stripes" are a commander rank in the CCP's(Chinese Communist Party's) Young
Pioneers.Caogen.com released a video, "I am a Five Stripes"on its online
program "Emperor Is Pleased,"as a bitter criticism to CCP's concept of
powerand its impact on young people.

"I am a Five Stripes," the boy of five stripes.I am the King of the Young
Pioneers. Why is that?Because I have a domineering comrade look."

The main character of the 3 minute program"I am a Five Stripes" is Huang
Yibo, deputy chiefof the Wuhan City Young Pioneers' team.The story of Huang
has turned into a hot topic,attracting attention to children's
education,and criticism from the media on CCP's culture.

In the video, Huang Yibo killed Osama Bin Laden,and was welcomed by U.S.
President Barack Obama,followed by the irony of how Huang watched CCTVnews
since age 2 and reads People's Daily since age 7.It shows him smiling and
standing like CCP official.On almost each scene are the "Five Stripes" seen.

China's writer Han Han published on his blogthe article 『Huang Yibo Is A
Good Cadre', stating:"Yibo is naive. He believes CCTV's newsand People's
Daily. But the problem isthe leaders themselves do not believe these
news."Han Han predicts Huang Yibo will be excludedfrom the officials'
circle in the future,because he will stand out among thosewho do not
believe in this news,and who only use their positions to get benefits.Han
Han's article was removed from his blogon sina.com and other sites.

"The Stripes on the sign of his arm are so bright…"

Radio France Internationale's (RFI) article statesthat there is no "Five
Stripes" rank.It was only created by Wuhan City'sYoung Pioneers Committee.
It showsthe Red Guards' psychology and the deep impactof CCP's bureaucratic
culture on people.

Recently, the National Young Pioneers Committeeissued a statement saying
they never issuedthe "Five Stripes" rank. Regarding this statement,Han Han
said in this blog that he was sad for Huang,who has done so much and even
standslike a leader of the central government,to be just an experimental
product in Wuhan City.

RFI thinks the impact of CCP culture on kidsis too dangerous. Doraemon's
treasure chestmight be a better option for innocent kids.

Media criticized the "Five Stripes" phenomena, butthe sign has become very
popular among students.According to Mainland China's media,the "Five
Stripes" sign is a hot item on the market,sold at about RMB10.

"Since they dare to show off like this,they are not afraid of looking
silly.A young child acting like an official,where will such childhood take
him in the future?The innocence of a child is replacedby the look of a
communist official.In the name of what? Money and power?"

NTD reporters Wang Ziqi and Guo Jing 2011-05-10
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